Student Councils (Teachers are obsolete)

"WHAT? You think you can oppose the student councel and live? WRONG!!!"

At your school, how much power does the student council have? Yeah probably not allot, yet for some reason student councils posses incredible amounts of power within the school. Presidents have their own offices, high ranking members and punish other students, and my favorite, in Full Metal Panic the student council president can completely gloss over the fact that Sagara is carrying live handguns into the school.

If you want to take over the world, forget nukes, join the student councel.

Naruto (Horniness is contagious)

Jutsu are awesome! I to want to be able to run up walls at break neck speeds. However in the Naruto universe is being horny contangious?

"Ha! You're infected now!"

Seriously, think about it. During the ninja academy year that Naruto finally graduated, almost everyone who graduated was from a large and powerfull clan. They’re all the same age. It take around 8 months for a baby to be born. I can now imagine conversation around 8 months before every one was born.

“Hey, I’m gonna bone my wife.”

“Good Idea, I’m gonna bone my wife too.”  That’s class

Beware horniness is contagious.