Lucky Star (High school girls have hydraulic legs)

Lucky star is nonsensical, really, nothing in it is remotely bound by real world logic or physics. I’m not joking, whole art style shifts occur in this show, and pocket dimensions occur everywhere. That is not what I want to talk about. Observe the following picture taken straight from the opening:

Observe the legs... look closely.

As you can clearly observe their legs all come to the same height. That and they’re all extremely skinny. Now look at this next shot, an accurate comparison of their various heights.

Holy Crap! Who sawed off half her legs!!

Yes, as anime once again proves, Japanese girls can at will change their height… that and they’re all impossibly skinny. Someone has obviously gone about installing hydraulic suspension systems into girls legs, who could possibly perform complicated operations to high school girl’s legs?

See! He even looks like a pedophile!

That guy could! Black Jack! Anyway take this animation fail as you would, I’ve got my own theories.

Shinkyoku Soukai Polyphonica (Worst chase scene ever)

Here is perhaps the video version of my blog. I cannot claim credit for this work.  It is from someone with great wit and style (much like myself).  I present to you: Shinkyoku Soukai Polyphonica episode 7.